Thursday, January 04, 2007
Mission: Cookie Clone
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Wow! Cookie-licious!
This is, indeed, a very fine blog. I'm going to have to pass on the invitation for now, just because I can't even get my own blog working.
I may take a little blog break. Also, I haven't checked the Fakiemail in so long, I forgot the password.
Blog on, comarades!
YES!
I am a muse!
AT LAST!
gyrobo:
I just wanted you to know...when I piped your 'spring'...I didn't look. I SWEAR! ;-)
:-D
Hahaha!
At least I didn't get eaten by the dog!
Great Work Jin!
Do I taste good?
Hippopotamuses contain 50% keratin beta, which makes reptiles' skin more rigid.
Yes, but do they taste the same as the originals!?!?!?!?!?!
After eating a Hippo cookie, one of our agents saw purple for three days.
The Gyrobo buiscuit reduces everything to 1s & 0s, a la Matrix.
I have sucessfully re-activated the Fakiemail account at
fakiegrind@hotmail.com
Please invite me to your cookiefest. This message will self-desruct in XXX dogyears.
K, I will send an invite (if Gyrobo hasn't already).
I think we should streamline our recruitment process, so I created a post specific for that purpose.
Streamline as in make it easier, faster, or blanket membership???
Your east coast terms are proving difficult to decode.
Speak American! Not English!
I want to dialog with you about maximizing product!
Okay..
I gotta go to a movie in a minute...
Dialog away!
be back in like...2 hours..
A movie! Sounds crunchy.
Like these cookies! I still can't get over them.
JIN, you still ROCK!
I have 1 hippo left & 1 gyrobo left.
Normally, vegetarians don't eat hippo's, but I made an exception & BOYYYYY do they taste GOOOOD!!!!
:-P
Confession:
I am an evil jin
(not djinn...just jin ;-)
I gave other people the gyrobo's to eat whilst I ate the Hippo's.
Why?
Well...yeah...there's this thing with the frosting.
The primary colours.
Heehee.
They tend to kinda
DYE
a person's mouth/lips/fingers/face
um.....
well....
kinda
BLACK.
*HUGE jin grin*
I tried to get a photo of someone after he ate 2 gyrobo's. He wouldn't let me & he was pretty upset when he looked in the mirror at his face.
Moral of the story:
Never Ever Anger the jin.
She will remember, ALWAYS.
;-)
So, you replicated my natural defense mechanism against predators.
I did?
Oh! Yeah...I did!
Damn I'm good!
Now what?
I went & made a 'grande entrance'.
How will I make all subsequent
contributions equally sensational???
How about cookies of the president, vice president, and congressional leaders?
LOL!!!
NOOOO!!!!
Remember, I can't do 'real' people!
I really wanted to try & do a Ticharu too...but he probably would have looked more like Marilyn Manson.
:-S
Not that I don't think MM isn't sort of sexy in his own unique way...
um....
I forgot what I was going to say now?
......................
5 HOURS LATER.....
......................
Maybe I can do 'Comic Cookie Posts'...hmmm....hey! You draw a comic & I can render it in frosting!
:-D
I'm baaack!
The Hippo's better at drawing realistic people than I am. I'd end up making warped cartoony things, like this.
Who the hell is that supposed to be?
A founding father with his hand up a rabbits..uh....constitution?
Anyway...
You don't want blanket membership do ya? I was gonna use "amnesty" but knew you'd avoid the question.
I thought the requirement to have a funny post would weed out slackers.
I would have been more harsh.
But that's just me.
That would make a very cool cookie, though! LOL!
OOoooo....I LOVE that light blue colour!
Do you use a Wacom?
(Welcome back delicious hippo! :-)
I just don't know what else would make a good requirement. The point of the blog is to generate funny and interesting things, and that seems to be the perfect benchmark.
@Gin: Nope! I draw all my pictures by mouse.
I would have put: "And we may send you an invite"
You made it sound so easy.
You remind me of Spongebob.
And Jin is that squirrel lookin' rodent.
Did you mistype "Gin" on purpose or accident? I almost did it too!
P.S> Don't see Rocky Balboa...it sucked. My parody will be much better.
I'm so used to seeing it spelled "Gin."
And the keys are only an "H" apart! The fates are again' me!
P.S.
A movie about a sixty year old fighting a boxer half his age... and winning... why would they even think that would make a good movie?
He didn't win!
He lost by points...barely.
Wha...?! Rocky lost?
Also, I revised the joining requirements. Now the ball's in our court.
I suppose the idea of shrinking Roboshrub Incorporated to Roboshrub on this blog would be against your beliefs?
Only I may have the longest name!
Wow...
That's harsher than what I had in mind....but...you're the robot.
I wonder what kind of comedic challenges you would possibly have in mind?
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
And "Roboshrub Incorporated" is his whole nickname. I'd have to create a third array to change it, and the code would be insane.
Or, he could just change his nickname. But that would be far too easy a solution.
I was kidding...
we could just center the sidebar text?
I'm going to give Gyrobo an excuse for his typo.
For the silver 'arms' on his cookie I have to add Gin to non-toxic silver 'dust' to make it 'paintable'. The Gin evaporates leaving no taste or smell...just skinny robot arms!
;-)
(I covered for you this time...next time you're on your own!!!)
Plug for SCUBA has been posted.
If you post it...
...they will come!
Why am I a rodent squirrel?
:-(
The rodent squirrel Sandy is the cutest character on SpongeBob!
In SpongeBob lore, the squirrel is arguable the most intelligent character, and a Texan to boot.
Did you wiki that? Or are you, in fact, a SpongeBob maniac?
P.S> Wikipedia sent me like a dozen messages after I wrote "Gyrobo owes me money" in the entry for the Sears Tower.
"EEEee!"
Cute & intelligent?!
Well, who am I to argue with you 2?
I'll just HAVE to agree.
;-)
If we make her happy...we get cookies.
Logic is fun.
Wikipedia revealed everything in five seconds. The show really doesn't have very good character development.
And I suspect the Sears Tower has many advocates.
LOL!
sinister
No! Gyrobo just went to my unplugged...it looks really bad. I'm designing a new template. It'll be all 'Warhol' by the end of this weekend.
:-)
Is Invader Zim still canceled?
I wish Invader Zim wasn't canceled... that was one of Nickelodeon's best shows!
Do you miss Stick Stickley as well?
That's when Nickelodeon truly died. I miss the old Tin-tin cartoon....
I don't remember that one.
51 comments!
I just noticed something odd...
Normally the sidebar text isn't centered...but when I click on How to Join...everything's centered....
I think I was wrong about the whole centered thing anyway..
I'm gonna call it a night.
Night Sandy and SpongeBob.
ah it's fixed...
disregard my last comment.
and anything else that may not sound right.
I'm so tired.
Augh!
OMG! You guys are so funny! I can't believe I just sat here, for like, 8 minutes, reading every single comment.......... :p
Comments are half the battle.
those cookies are awesome!
I'm impressed!
Why thank you big pissy!
*jin scrutinizes pissy's avatar*
Yes, yes...I do think that would make a mighty fine cookie!
;-)
Hah! Betcha can't make a cookie out of ME! ;)
Nope...no can do. I can't do 'real people'! :-S
Now, maybe jewel's jewels I could do something with.....
*Wow! 59 comments!*
Friendship dissolves where nutrition is present.
It's been scientifically proven.
;-)
Jin is getting waaay too many comments!!!
She's...gonna...KILL US ALL!
Kill you all?!
Nah....
eat likenesses of you maybe...
;-)