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Posted by jin at 7:54 PM
63 Comments:
  •   At 1/04/2007 9:20 PM, Blogger flatlander said...
    Wow! Cookie-licious!

    This is, indeed, a very fine blog. I'm going to have to pass on the invitation for now, just because I can't even get my own blog working.

    I may take a little blog break. Also, I haven't checked the Fakiemail in so long, I forgot the password.

    Blog on, comarades!



  •   At 1/04/2007 9:43 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    YES!

    I am a muse!

    AT LAST!



  •   At 1/05/2007 2:17 AM, Blogger jin said...
    gyrobo:
    I just wanted you to know...when I piped your 'spring'...I didn't look. I SWEAR! ;-)
    :-D



  •   At 1/05/2007 8:31 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    Hahaha!

    At least I didn't get eaten by the dog!

    Great Work Jin!
    Do I taste good?



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:31 AM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Hippopotamuses contain 50% keratin beta, which makes reptiles' skin more rigid.



  •   At 1/05/2007 12:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...
    Yes, but do they taste the same as the originals!?!?!?!?!?!



  •   At 1/05/2007 7:45 PM, Blogger flatlander said...
    After eating a Hippo cookie, one of our agents saw purple for three days.

    The Gyrobo buiscuit reduces everything to 1s & 0s, a la Matrix.



  •   At 1/05/2007 7:54 PM, Blogger flatlander said...
    I have sucessfully re-activated the Fakiemail account at

    fakiegrind@hotmail.com

    Please invite me to your cookiefest. This message will self-desruct in XXX dogyears.



  •   At 1/05/2007 8:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    K, I will send an invite (if Gyrobo hasn't already).




  •   At 1/05/2007 8:34 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    I think we should streamline our recruitment process, so I created a post specific for that purpose.



  •   At 1/05/2007 8:39 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    Streamline as in make it easier, faster, or blanket membership???

    Your east coast terms are proving difficult to decode.

    Speak American! Not English!



  •   At 1/05/2007 8:40 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    I want to dialog with you about maximizing product!



  •   At 1/05/2007 8:44 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...


    Okay..

    I gotta go to a movie in a minute...
    Dialog away!



  •   At 1/05/2007 8:44 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    be back in like...2 hours..



  •   At 1/05/2007 8:52 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    A movie! Sounds crunchy.

    Like these cookies! I still can't get over them.

    JIN, you still ROCK!



  •   At 1/05/2007 9:03 PM, Blogger jin said...
    I have 1 hippo left & 1 gyrobo left.

    Normally, vegetarians don't eat hippo's, but I made an exception & BOYYYYY do they taste GOOOOD!!!!
    :-P

    Confession:
    I am an evil jin
    (not djinn...just jin ;-)
    I gave other people the gyrobo's to eat whilst I ate the Hippo's.
    Why?
    Well...yeah...there's this thing with the frosting.
    The primary colours.
    Heehee.
    They tend to kinda
    DYE
    a person's mouth/lips/fingers/face
    um.....
    well....
    kinda
    BLACK.
    *HUGE jin grin*

    I tried to get a photo of someone after he ate 2 gyrobo's. He wouldn't let me & he was pretty upset when he looked in the mirror at his face.

    Moral of the story:
    Never Ever Anger the jin.
    She will remember, ALWAYS.
    ;-)



  •   At 1/05/2007 9:07 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    So, you replicated my natural defense mechanism against predators.



  •   At 1/05/2007 10:14 PM, Blogger jin said...
    I did?
    Oh! Yeah...I did!
    Damn I'm good!

    Now what?
    I went & made a 'grande entrance'.
    How will I make all subsequent
    contributions equally sensational???



  •   At 1/05/2007 10:16 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    How about cookies of the president, vice president, and congressional leaders?



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:01 PM, Blogger jin said...
    LOL!!!
    NOOOO!!!!
    Remember, I can't do 'real' people!
    I really wanted to try & do a Ticharu too...but he probably would have looked more like Marilyn Manson.
    :-S
    Not that I don't think MM isn't sort of sexy in his own unique way...
    um....
    I forgot what I was going to say now?

    ......................
    5 HOURS LATER.....
    ......................

    Maybe I can do 'Comic Cookie Posts'...hmmm....hey! You draw a comic & I can render it in frosting!
    :-D



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:06 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    I'm baaack!



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:12 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    The Hippo's better at drawing realistic people than I am. I'd end up making warped cartoony things, like this.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:17 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    Who the hell is that supposed to be?
    A founding father with his hand up a rabbits..uh....constitution?

    Anyway...

    You don't want blanket membership do ya? I was gonna use "amnesty" but knew you'd avoid the question.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:18 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    I thought the requirement to have a funny post would weed out slackers.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:21 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    I would have been more harsh.

    But that's just me.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:22 PM, Blogger jin said...
    That would make a very cool cookie, though! LOL!
    OOoooo....I LOVE that light blue colour!

    Do you use a Wacom?

    (Welcome back delicious hippo! :-)



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:23 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    I just don't know what else would make a good requirement. The point of the blog is to generate funny and interesting things, and that seems to be the perfect benchmark.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:24 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    @Gin: Nope! I draw all my pictures by mouse.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:27 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...


    I would have put: "And we may send you an invite"

    You made it sound so easy.

    You remind me of Spongebob.

    And Jin is that squirrel lookin' rodent.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:29 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    Did you mistype "Gin" on purpose or accident? I almost did it too!

    P.S> Don't see Rocky Balboa...it sucked. My parody will be much better.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:35 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    I'm so used to seeing it spelled "Gin."

    And the keys are only an "H" apart! The fates are again' me!

    P.S.
    A movie about a sixty year old fighting a boxer half his age... and winning... why would they even think that would make a good movie?



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:39 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    He didn't win!

    He lost by points...barely.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:41 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Wha...?! Rocky lost?

    Also, I revised the joining requirements. Now the ball's in our court.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:43 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    I suppose the idea of shrinking Roboshrub Incorporated to Roboshrub on this blog would be against your beliefs?

    Only I may have the longest name!



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:46 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    Wow...

    That's harsher than what I had in mind....but...you're the robot.

    I wonder what kind of comedic challenges you would possibly have in mind?



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:50 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

    And "Roboshrub Incorporated" is his whole nickname. I'd have to create a third array to change it, and the code would be insane.

    Or, he could just change his nickname. But that would be far too easy a solution.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:52 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    I was kidding...


    we could just center the sidebar text?



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:53 PM, Blogger jin said...
    I'm going to give Gyrobo an excuse for his typo.

    For the silver 'arms' on his cookie I have to add Gin to non-toxic silver 'dust' to make it 'paintable'. The Gin evaporates leaving no taste or smell...just skinny robot arms!
    ;-)

    (I covered for you this time...next time you're on your own!!!)

    Plug for SCUBA has been posted.
    If you post it...
    ...they will come!



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:54 PM, Blogger jin said...
    Why am I a rodent squirrel?
    :-(



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:56 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    The rodent squirrel Sandy is the cutest character on SpongeBob!




  •   At 1/05/2007 11:57 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    In SpongeBob lore, the squirrel is arguable the most intelligent character, and a Texan to boot.



  •   At 1/05/2007 11:59 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    Did you wiki that? Or are you, in fact, a SpongeBob maniac?

    P.S> Wikipedia sent me like a dozen messages after I wrote "Gyrobo owes me money" in the entry for the Sears Tower.




  •   At 1/06/2007 12:00 AM, Blogger jin said...
    "EEEee!"
    Cute & intelligent?!
    Well, who am I to argue with you 2?
    I'll just HAVE to agree.
    ;-)



  •   At 1/06/2007 12:01 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    If we make her happy...we get cookies.
    Logic is fun.



  •   At 1/06/2007 12:03 AM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Wikipedia revealed everything in five seconds. The show really doesn't have very good character development.

    And I suspect the Sears Tower has many advocates.



  •   At 1/06/2007 12:05 AM, Blogger jin said...
    LOL!
    sinister

    No! Gyrobo just went to my unplugged...it looks really bad. I'm designing a new template. It'll be all 'Warhol' by the end of this weekend.
    :-)



  •   At 1/06/2007 12:06 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    Is Invader Zim still canceled?




  •   At 1/06/2007 12:08 AM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    I wish Invader Zim wasn't canceled... that was one of Nickelodeon's best shows!



  •   At 1/06/2007 12:11 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...


    Do you miss Stick Stickley as well?
    That's when Nickelodeon truly died. I miss the old Tin-tin cartoon....




  •   At 1/06/2007 12:15 AM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    I don't remember that one.



  •   At 1/06/2007 12:28 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...
    51 comments!

    I just noticed something odd...
    Normally the sidebar text isn't centered...but when I click on How to Join...everything's centered....

    I think I was wrong about the whole centered thing anyway..

    I'm gonna call it a night.
    Night Sandy and SpongeBob.



  •   At 1/06/2007 12:33 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    ah it's fixed...

    disregard my last comment.
    and anything else that may not sound right.

    I'm so tired.



  •   At 1/06/2007 12:33 AM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Augh!



  •   At 1/07/2007 3:19 PM, Blogger Jewels said...
    OMG! You guys are so funny! I can't believe I just sat here, for like, 8 minutes, reading every single comment.......... :p



  •   At 1/07/2007 3:45 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Comments are half the battle.



  •   At 1/07/2007 7:25 PM, Blogger Big Pissy said...
    those cookies are awesome!

    I'm impressed!



  •   At 1/07/2007 9:54 PM, Blogger jin said...
    Why thank you big pissy!
    *jin scrutinizes pissy's avatar*
    Yes, yes...I do think that would make a mighty fine cookie!
    ;-)



  •   At 1/08/2007 9:01 AM, Blogger Jewels said...
    Hah! Betcha can't make a cookie out of ME! ;)



  •   At 1/09/2007 1:55 AM, Blogger jin said...
    Nope...no can do. I can't do 'real people'! :-S

    Now, maybe jewel's jewels I could do something with.....

    *Wow! 59 comments!*



  •   At 1/09/2007 5:35 PM, Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated said...
    Is it wrong to desire to devour a friend for his delicious nutrients?



  •   At 1/09/2007 8:33 PM, Blogger jin said...
    Friendship dissolves where nutrition is present.
    It's been scientifically proven.
    ;-)



  •   At 1/09/2007 11:59 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    Jin is getting waaay too many comments!!!

    She's...gonna...KILL US ALL!



  •   At 1/10/2007 2:38 AM, Blogger jin said...
    Kill you all?!
    Nah....
    eat likenesses of you maybe...
    ;-)



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