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It is with great pleasure and dubious honour that I, Rich of Get Films, have joined the Super Cool United Blog Alliance.

I do however foresee a minor problem. (I'm 'intuitive' like that) I don't have an Avatar for use in the many posts that revolve around the members of SCUBA.

Why? Well, it's a long story which started the day I sold my body to science for a third of a pack of Cigarettes. Hence starting a tale so bizarre and twisted I dare not tell it. But I can say that after a decade of searching for some way to enjoy my smokes, it wasn't well thought out, I happened upon a timeshare arrangement on a pair of lungs with a homeless circus baboon. Now Turquoise, for that's his name... his show name, may be a surly disillusioned drunk who beats my disembodied soul with a consecrated juggling pin for no more reason that he's long past the heady days when he would sell Penny-bags of peanuts to the crowds, put his head within the lions mouth or scare young children with his overly-red behind but he's the only tobacco addicted beast under heaven with a detachable chest cavity and the ability to use a lighter. Well, except for that marmoset in Surry but we didn't really get along too well after I drank the last Diet Coke in his fridge.

So. For the sake of SCUBA please feel free to depict me using the only visage I have, Turquoise.


Posted by G3T Films at 7:59 PM
36 Comments:
  •   At 2/19/2007 9:34 PM, Blogger jin said...
    Ummmm...yeah, so...
    he
    looks like a
    she

    unless it's the angle of the photograph.

    *jin turns her neck sideways, backwards & underneath*

    Nope...that didn't change a thing!



  •   At 2/19/2007 9:51 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Ooooh...

    I've been calling your blog "Gee Three Tee Films" for over a year now. Never got the 133t reference.

    Don't feel bad, I called Flatlander's blog "Fake-grind" for almost that much time before I saw the "I."



  •   At 2/19/2007 10:44 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    You drank somebody's diet coke?!?

    WAR CRIMES!

    Welcome aboard. Gyrobo will have to give you your free gym membership. Remember to bring a towel. No smoking in the gym!

    I'll try to add you to the list. Unless somebody beats me to it.



  •   At 2/19/2007 10:49 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    We closed the gym down after the Great Magnesium Fire.

    Here's a key to one of the lockers that didn't make it.



  •   At 2/19/2007 11:00 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    Errr..

    Do you want to be added as Rich or G3TFilms? Or G3TRich ?

    Gyro - I believe we closed the gym down because a particular robot kept hogging the butterfly.

    The fire? That was just an insurance scam.



  •   At 2/19/2007 11:06 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    That would explain why you were packing all those laptops into your van before the magnesium destabilized.



  •   At 2/19/2007 11:09 PM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...
    Handsome.... gruesome.... Will I ever see the inside of that monkey's bedroom ever again?!?



  •   At 2/19/2007 11:23 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    Jin, are you trying to tell me this isn't the place for cross-dressing monkeys :( Damn... I had such high hopes too...

    Gyrobo, um, thanks for the key... but I think that's the one that winds up your timepiece... I mean brain... I'll treasure it always. Heaps of people think it's "Gee Three Tee Films" but hey not everyone can be a g33k. Actually I'm dyslexic.

    Thanks for the invite B-Hip. I don't even like diet coke... or the gym... or magnesium... Linking as Rich is fine.



  •   At 2/19/2007 11:31 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    SafeT, but wait there's more. Or at least there will be once flickr stops having a conniption



  •   At 2/20/2007 12:16 AM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    Yeah, OK, that's just kinda gross :)



  •   At 2/20/2007 12:43 AM, Blogger jin said...
    OH WOW!!!

    Now he's MOVING!!!

    and smoking???

    *jin goes up & gives the he/she a lecture on the ill effects of smoking.*



  •   At 2/20/2007 12:51 AM, Anonymous Rich said...
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    How will I smoke if Turquoise quits?

    PS. It's definitely a guy. there's two furry gooseberries on the ground in front of him



  •   At 2/20/2007 1:10 AM, Blogger jin said...
    After zooming in at 200% I can tell you most certainly that those two furry gooseberries on the ground in front of him are really just a pocket watch!



  •   At 2/20/2007 1:24 AM, Anonymous Rich said...
    Damnit, now I want to hang a pocket watch from his ribs...

    *thinks*

    *thinks more*

    naaaaaaaah.



  •   At 2/20/2007 10:29 AM, Blogger Dino aka Katy said...
    okay ahmn what????????????



  •   At 2/20/2007 11:07 AM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    It feels like I'm learning something!



  •   At 2/20/2007 5:16 PM, Anonymous Rich said...
    I learnt something once... What do you think, did Dino have that car accident face as he came through, or what?



  •   At 2/21/2007 11:34 AM, Blogger Carmi said...
    Doesn't the caffeine in the Diet Coke combine with the nicotine in the cigarette to provide an extra-strong euphoric effect?

    Not that I'd know or anything...



  •   At 2/21/2007 6:17 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    Carmi I thought it was the bi-carbeffluviate mixing with the niconeurotoxin that caused a general state of pixistixotosis. But I can't be sure.

    I think this highlights the very real need that SCUBA could use a scientific advisor.



  •   At 2/21/2007 7:51 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    The fire alarm went off 3 times last night... Put that cigarette out!



  •   At 2/21/2007 8:30 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    Don't look at me! I wasn't even here last night. Turquoise and I were at a co-dependence anonymous meeting, I would have gone alone but I needed his support.

    Although judging from the plutonium in the kitchen I think Gyrobo may have been trying to bake Jin shaped cookies...



  •   At 2/22/2007 6:05 AM, Blogger jin said...
    "HELLLLPPPP!!!
    gyrobo turned me into a
    JINgerbread cookie!!!!!



  •   At 2/22/2007 5:47 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    Did anyone hear anything... ohhhh, cookies, yum, gingerbread, my favourite. *munch, munch, munch*



  •   At 2/22/2007 8:22 PM, Blogger Ticharu said...
    the caffeine in the Diet Coke combined with the nicotine in the cigarette to cause a severe hyperbolic reaction turning young Rich into a slathering prognosis hypnosis halitosis proctologist with incredible ulcerous intestinal parisites that invaded his brain and are reaking havoc all over his native Switzerland...

    Send $10.00 to the Save Rich From The Parisites Fund c/o Ticharu at plumflowerembroidery.com



  •   At 2/22/2007 9:00 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    This sounds like a scam...




  •   At 2/22/2007 9:48 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    I am in perfect health *twitch* *twitch*



  •   At 2/24/2007 8:38 PM, Blogger Ticharu said...
    Don't you want to save Rich Hippo??? Are you that cruel my friend??? For ONLY $10.00 you can feel good about yourself again!



  •   At 2/25/2007 7:11 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    I'll pay $10 to the save Rich fund...

    if Andy gets to take over the band!



  •   At 2/25/2007 7:22 PM, Blogger Ticharu said...
    Oh well... it wasn't that important!



  •   At 2/26/2007 5:31 PM, Blogger Calzone said...
    You sick craven bastard



  •   At 2/26/2007 5:57 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Well, we finally got Calzone. I think this calls for some celebration.

    Celebration! Celebration! Celebration!



  •   At 2/26/2007 10:36 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    Zoner! Yes, yes I am sick... and probably as close to a bastard as one can be when born in wedlock, but craven? CRAVEN? I take offence! I have never been and never will be a coward. If you want to fight about it... oh my god what's that behind you? *runs away*



  •   At 2/26/2007 10:39 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    How often does this place get an update?



  •   At 2/26/2007 11:04 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...
    Updates are for suckers.

    At least that's what the No Updates Advisory Board said.



  •   At 2/26/2007 11:11 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...


    I would update...

    but Gyro gave me 2 weeks paid vacation.

    Actually I just stole his wallet and am taking some days off.





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