Introductions and explanations

It is with great pleasure and dubious honour that I, Rich of Get Films, have joined the Super Cool United Blog Alliance.

I do however foresee a minor problem. (I'm 'intuitive' like that) I don't have an Avatar for use in the many posts that revolve around the members of SCUBA.

Why? Well, it's a long story which started the day I sold my body to science for a third of a pack of Cigarettes. Hence starting a tale so bizarre and twisted I dare not tell it. But I can say that after a decade of searching for some way to enjoy my smokes, it wasn't well thought out, I happened upon a timeshare arrangement on a pair of lungs with a homeless circus baboon. Now Turquoise, for that's his name... his show name, may be a surly disillusioned drunk who beats my disembodied soul with a consecrated juggling pin for no more reason that he's long past the heady days when he would sell Penny-bags of peanuts to the crowds, put his head within the lions mouth or scare young children with his overly-red behind but he's the only tobacco addicted beast under heaven with a detachable chest cavity and the ability to use a lighter. Well, except for that marmoset in Surry but we didn't really get along too well after I drank the last Diet Coke in his fridge.

So. For the sake of SCUBA please feel free to depict me using the only visage I have, Turquoise.