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The One Question I Would Ask God

And I would follow up with a joke about how many iguanas it takes to change a light bulb.

It's confuddled philosophers and biologists for ages.

Posted by Gyrobo at 9:15 PM
  •   At 3/07/2007 11:20 PM, Blogger jin said...
    You're alive!
    I was so worried!
    You were gone for days!

    I had a dream you were transformed into a hairy reptile. Then you post this!

  •   At 3/08/2007 2:36 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    I was so worried...

    I uh...

    ordered a pizza.

  •   At 3/08/2007 11:08 PM, Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...
    Lizards don't have hair because they shave it all off, just like a frat boy on spring break.

    Except the lizard isn't drunk and trying to get with your mom, who is 61.

    Or so I heard.

  •   At 3/09/2007 5:33 AM, Blogger L>T said...
    Hair is so simian. Reptiles are much more evolved then hair.

  •   At 3/12/2007 8:30 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    Just about done with a movie.

  •   At 3/12/2007 9:37 PM, Blogger jin said...

    I'll bet Gyrobo is in it.

  •   At 3/12/2007 10:19 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    I'll have it ready and posted late tonight...gonna go see the movie '300'.

  •   At 3/13/2007 1:14 AM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    It appears that he's a trans-dimensional-logan-lizard.

    The Handlebar moustache is a nice a touch!

    Is it true? Is B-Hip going to post a movie?

  •   At 3/21/2007 11:20 PM, Blogger Bhakti said...
    reptiles do not have hair because they if they had hair then they would need a comb to keep it nice and...uh...combed; shampoo to keep it nice and clean; a mirror to make sure that they combed it properly; all of this would perpetuate the forming of an ego. Next thing you know the chick reptiles would only want to date male reptiles that looked like Dylan from 90210 (or, I suppose, if the chicks were dyke-reptiles they would want to date another chick reptile that had k.d. lang's hairdo).

    Don't you see? If reptiles had hair, they would be as bad off as we egotistical humans--or maybe even worse. It's bad enough that they are already starring in TV commercials selling car insurance. Let's leave it at that.

    And as for the handlebar mustache: do we really need a Salvador Dali or 'Village People'-lookin' reptile crawling around on the face of the earth?

    I suppose asking why reptiles don't have hair is akin to asking why humans don't have webbed feet (well, most of us, anyway)...

    I have no idea what I'm writing at this point; I'm driving on fumes.

    Good night everyone==and thank you for this incredible blog!!!!

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