Wednesday, March 07, 2007
The One Question I Would Ask God
It's confuddled philosophers and biologists for ages.
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Hydromechanics
Gyrobo!
You're alive!
I was so worried!
You were gone for days!
I had a dream you were transformed into a hairy reptile. Then you post this!
I was so worried...
I uh...
ordered a pizza.
Lizards don't have hair because they shave it all off, just like a frat boy on spring break.
Except the lizard isn't drunk and trying to get with your mom, who is 61.
Or so I heard.
Hair is so simian. Reptiles are much more evolved then hair.
Just about done with a movie.
YAY!
I'll bet Gyrobo is in it.
;-)
I'll have it ready and posted late tonight...gonna go see the movie '300'.
It appears that he's a trans-dimensional-logan-lizard.
The Handlebar moustache is a nice a touch!
Is it true? Is B-Hip going to post a movie?
reptiles do not have hair because they if they had hair then they would need a comb to keep it nice and...uh...combed; shampoo to keep it nice and clean; a mirror to make sure that they combed it properly; all of this would perpetuate the forming of an ego. Next thing you know the chick reptiles would only want to date male reptiles that looked like Dylan from 90210 (or, I suppose, if the chicks were dyke-reptiles they would want to date another chick reptile that had k.d. lang's hairdo).
Don't you see? If reptiles had hair, they would be as bad off as we egotistical humans--or maybe even worse. It's bad enough that they are already starring in TV commercials selling car insurance. Let's leave it at that.
And as for the handlebar mustache: do we really need a Salvador Dali or 'Village People'-lookin' reptile crawling around on the face of the earth?
I suppose asking why reptiles don't have hair is akin to asking why humans don't have webbed feet (well, most of us, anyway)...
I have no idea what I'm writing at this point; I'm driving on fumes.
Good night everyone==and thank you for this incredible blog!!!!