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This is the actual philosophy behind IE7's design.

For the last month, I’ve been coding up a storm. Instead of visiting your blogs, I’ve been writing a web page for you, and for future generations; something that would make Encryptor and Shrubquote look and feel like kidney stones. And I think I’ve done that, with Roboshrub Incorporated’s newest kidney-punchin’, rip-snorin’ webgramatic product: Project Velt.

“Now just what is Project Velt?” you ask.

“Fool!” I bellow, shoving you roughly. “Project Velt doesn’t like being referred to in the third person!”

“But... you...”

Lightly laughing at your sputtering stutters, I wearily wave my hands and a handful of livid links stand steady, ready to handily hand you an ambiguously ascribed answer:

Project Velt for Opera
Project Velt for Firefox & Internet Explorer

With Project Velt, you can create, edit, save, load, and delete slideshows. Yes, slideshows. And when you feel like it, you can export them to your browser so you can loose the poisonous fruits of your labors to the world.

Exported slideshows use the following key controls:
Home: Go to first slide.
End: Go to last slide.
Left Arrow: Go back one slide.
Right Arrow: Go forward one slide.
Enter: Go forward one slide.

Note to Internet Explorer users:
  • When inserting an image, you need to select something first.
  • You need to click before using the key controls in exported slideshows.
  • You cannot import slideshows.
  • You cannot use the built-in slide background images.
  • You cannot use text highlighting.
The Opera version is identical to the Firefox/IE one, except it has been packaged as a widget.
Posted by Gyrobo at 8:04 PM
26 Comments:
  •   At 3/19/2007 1:06 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    HOW DARE YOU!

    Encryptor will live on! FOREVER!

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  •   At 3/19/2007 1:07 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    The message....was.....cut off....

    send....help.......


    ......end transmission......



  •   At 3/19/2007 2:37 AM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    That character is so cute I want to rub his belly til he chortles, but I daren't unless I disturb his amoeba programming state and Project Velt crashes around our ears, and ankles, and P-51 model aeroplane. "There is no code, erm, spoon"

    I've played with your non-kidney stone Velti Projectus. It's slick! But can you embed the result slideshow into Blogger? Hmmm?



  •   At 3/19/2007 2:39 AM, Anonymous Rich said...
    Hippo, that's just wrong! Every mans (robots) sister is an island.



  •   At 3/19/2007 10:50 AM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Pj&eEpg/eb` e`e f n/m*



  •   At 3/19/2007 3:41 PM, Blogger Kyle's Brother said...
    Why weren't you at the reunion Kyle? WHY?!?



  •   At 3/19/2007 5:55 PM, Anonymous Kyle's Sister said...
    That was the weirdest date I've ever been on. When Hippo said he wanted to go dutch I thought he meant we should pay separately, not that I'd have to wear clogs and a funny hat.

    I had fun!



  •   At 3/19/2007 6:31 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    What a fine lookin' robot.



  •   At 3/19/2007 8:14 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    So now we're making up profiles again...



  •   At 3/19/2007 9:17 PM, Anonymous Kyle's Dad said...
    No Kyle, we're not making up profiles! You remember what happened last time you and your little friends started those shenanigan's. It took me and your mother 3 weeks to get the scorch marks out of the planetary atmosphere. Now go to your room!



  •   At 3/19/2007 9:44 PM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

    I thought this was Kyle's Dad?



  •   At 3/19/2007 10:06 PM, Anonymous Kyle's Dad said...
    Awwww, where did you get my baby photo?



  •   At 3/19/2007 10:54 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Now that's a cool robot photo.



  •   At 3/21/2007 6:30 PM, Blogger Lee Ann said...
    That is very cool Gyro!



  •   At 3/21/2007 10:59 PM, Blogger Bhakti said...
    I am 37 yeare old. My high school got a computer lab when I was a senior; my art school got a computer lab the year after I graduated (except for the MS DOS programming class that I took ... which sucked -- excuse my Beavis and Butthead language, please). What I'm trying to say is that I am quite proficient at the computer--especially since I am 100% self taught. However, I truly am afraid that if I start trying to use any of this new software stuff that you have created...well...I'm afraid that my computer might implode, explode, or evaporate. Does this fear have any merit? or am I just nuts?

    Please advise. Stop.



  •   At 3/21/2007 11:00 PM, Blogger jin said...
    Ok...I have one final request of you Gyrobo.

    I need the location of the time tunnel so I can spend one week with your Widget & return here to the present time.

    Please?
    Pretty Please?
    With Nachos on top?



  •   At 3/21/2007 11:01 PM, Blogger Bhakti said...
    BTW--Gyrobo--I LOVE your crazy-mixed-up-kid looking avatar! And, I doubly love the photo that Bathroom Hippo linked to; it looks just like you, Gyrobo; do you have a twin brother or sister-bot?



  •   At 3/22/2007 12:05 AM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Whoa, whoa... just ten questions at a time, people!

    ...

    What?



  •   At 3/22/2007 1:36 AM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    I have a question for Gyrobo too;

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  •   At 3/22/2007 10:25 PM, Blogger jin said...
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  •   At 3/22/2007 10:37 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...
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  •   At 3/22/2007 10:42 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    For Kyle or BHip or whoever is the admin of this blog.▼

    B/pe.rli n/m

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    §b//m

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  •   At 3/22/2007 10:50 PM, Anonymous Rich said...
    Sorry... I meant Gyrobo... Not Kyle... Yes, Gyrobo... damn, you're not going to help me now are you?!



  •   At 3/22/2007 11:33 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...
    Delete the extra code and post!



  •   At 3/22/2007 11:57 PM, Anonymous Rich said...
    You sir, are a legend!

    Hope you like the post :)



  •   At 3/23/2007 12:07 AM, Blogger G3T Films said...
    I tried that version of code earlier and it didn't seem to work... Hmmm, maybe I got it wrong somewhere...

    Grack frack nuck verdoo!

    It doesn't matter now thanks to you!



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