Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Just another day...
...breaking temporal space with your mind.
...and kitchen equipment... apparently :)
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Hydromechanics
It's nice to know that someone feels the same way that I do lately.
(Except if that really were me you'd have to erase the goatee, add big boobs & put some screaming obscenities flying in the air. Bad ones. Really really bad ones. Lots of them.)
My life, on the other hand, is perfect.
I think I'm living the American dream, or something to that effect.
Maybe I'm just not paying attention and have low standards of what constitutes a "good day."
Jin, now there's a thought!
Gyrobo!I thought it was the American dream to get fat and appear on a reality TV show?
That's in the top three, but it's still lightyears behind what I do for a living.
I turn lead into gold.
And then I sell the gold and hire 32 people to play on my giant chess board.
Knight to rook 8.
Queen takes Knight
[I know that move was illegal but queen has a flame thrower. Who's going to argue?)
The pawns, for one. Their whole lineup is blown now.
The pawns? The Pawns! Let them eat cake!
Haaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
:-D :-D :-D
Cool....and you KNOW I have a stick blender like that!
*jin looks down at her shirt*
Haaahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Yep. ALMOST exact!
Seriously!!!
.....Hmmm....that's almost scary
*jin peers out the window & looks for anything odd*
Gyrobo!!!
OMG! Where have you been?
What?! You've been having fun???
Here I felt sorry for you because I figured you were working your little tin can off.
Harumph.
???
Actually Jin, I have cameras in your house... well... shower. I would show you the footage but it'd cost you $10 a minute.
PS. Yeah, I figured anyone who spends as much time in the kitchen as you would have a stick blender.
It makes more sense after reading the comments BHip.
But I would suggest just walking away in disgust instead. That or dance away in disgust, it leaves people wondering.
Let me help to translate hippy's comment:
???
=
"How do I get $10 per minute for 5 hours of that jin footage???"
I work in a medically oriented organisation, if Hippo really needs $3000 I could always arrange to sell one of his kidneys.
PS. I don't need anymore of that footage. We've recorded hundreds of hours, each more titillating than the last.
I will be expecting my cut in the mail. Remember that I expect 69% of the total earnings or I will crush you with my bat.
Those images are nice, but some people use headsets, you know.q
Jin, You always ask for 69! "I want 69, give it too me now, I'll hurt you if I don't get 69 this very minute", I'm sick of it Jin, there's plenty of other numbers in the Karma Sutra!
Seriously though, you get nothing! Nothing I say! I like to be crushed by bat wielding women.
You and your fandangle futuristic technologies Jon! I don't believe you, well, I do, who knows what crazy devices our future selves will create. I'm personally hoping for another type of frosty ice-cream treat.
Every day is fun when you've finally turned in all your term papers!
This Sunday, expect a flurry of commenting from me. On every blog.
Every blog.
I was talking about $$$.
You should be ashamed of your twisted mind.
.....or not.
Bathroom hippo
The pics are cute... and you are cute too... :)
Are you distance relatives? LOL :)
My name is pink hippo.
Have a great weekend!