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Campaign 2008 Endorsement

Tough times for this great country of ours. I've followed all the candidates and the issues they've debated and I think it's only fitting that I endorse Mitt Romney Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator for President of the United States.

Q: Where do you stand on Terrorism?
A: I do not like it.

Q: What about Health Insurance?
A: What Insurance?

Clearly a great candidate with no flaws...other than the Pepsi lobbying.
Posted by Bathroom Hippo at 7:28 PM
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