Monday, July 16, 2007
Mysteries Solved & Unsolved
Unsolved:
What happened to Captain Canuck?
Where in the hell is Rick Anonymi, Xister, Maskatron, and Spirella?
What happened to Gist?
Will The Professor make a comeback?
Will DestructoBob return on July 30th?
Will This Blog be resurrected?
Solved:
What really happened to Roboshrub:
What happened to TAK:
If you have any information on these mysteries...please uh... whatever I don't care. Was never that big a fan of the TV show "Unsolved Mysteries"....that guy's voice creeped me out.
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What happened to Captain Canuck?
Where in the hell is Rick Anonymi, Xister, Maskatron, and Spirella?
What happened to Gist?
Will The Professor make a comeback?
Will DestructoBob return on July 30th?
Will This Blog be resurrected?
Solved:
What really happened to Roboshrub:
What happened to TAK:
If you have any information on these mysteries...please uh... whatever I don't care. Was never that big a fan of the TV show "Unsolved Mysteries"....that guy's voice creeped me out.
Seriously though...
Someone try to answer these.
I suppose we could add our good friend to that list.
I heard it's all been caused by a 24 hour virus, unfortunately of the flesh eating kind.
Visited Monkey's site....
Looks like a bot or someone took it?
Bathroom Hippo had a deep desire to find out where his missing friends went.
But little did he know that this voiceover is by none other than Robert Stack. Yes, I was Elliot Ness before that wuss Kevin Kostner was even out of a diaper. Do not get me started on that Postman movie. Oh that makes me want to gag.
Coming up next on Unsolved Mysteries, who keeps crapping in my lunchbox?
I know the Gist did twist his wrist while stumbling in the mist eating grist and drinking Sunkist.
The professor, on the other paw, is poised for a comeback.
Destructobob is quizzically quixotic.
And the Burning Sub-Blogosphere imploded millions of epochs ago. Dead blogs should be dead.
Rick Anonymi is the one responsible for Jon's lunchbox dilemna.
Another one solved!
Have I been missed?
Yeah, I wish I had thought of taking over the little Simians dead blog yesterday when I saw it was missing. I could have at least preserved a Memorial to our friend, at least it would have been better than the rubbish that's there now.
Wait........... Gist has a wrist? I thought he was a amorphous blob...
Don't encourage him.
Dam that president.
We really need to post some links.
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