Hollywood

Gyro Potter

"They're coming for you Mr. Potter."

Some flyer I got on my car

"bglllbw, vvvvt! shgee!"

The aliens have landed
They've come from outer space
No one would hang out with them
So I let 10 crash at my place

They are pretty cute
& very intelligent too
Though it's quite disconcerting
That all their skin is blue

I went to shake GRSMTSZ hand
but it didn't work that well
A bunch of snaky things flew at me
So I stumbled back & fell

GRSMTSZ said, "bglllbw, vvvvt! shgee!"
But, I didn't know what he meant
Pretty soon, I heard "So Sorry Babe!"
which he telepathically sent

I laughed he sighed
They left I cried
Now I'm lonely again
A hallucinating jen?

The Dole Wars

cookie power!!!!

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NOT Soylent Green

Steaks From A Plane!

Michelle turned the radio up full blast; Beethoven's 6^th Symphony was still in the first Allegro, and just hearing that sweet, beautiful music reminded her of that most adorned of films, Soylent Green. She had several copies of Green on both video and DVD, but hearing the raw, impassioned cacophony always brought a fresh pit to her heart. The road ahead of her was clear, far as the lame eye could see... roadkill littered the pavement like fat kids in candy stores, but that was about it. She turned her attention back to the visor, when a large banging noise shook the car and sent shards of glass and metal streaming every which way- mayhem! Fumes popped the air conditioner out of its socket, sending dark billowy clouds through the unfortunate auto. The car veered sideways, running over an embankment and into a pile of nuclear refuse. Choking as the steam cleared, Michelle wiped the fear from her brow and sure as the day is long, right next to her, riding shotgun, lay... a steak.


SHOCKING!

Jin + Sandy = Jindy

Squirrel-Human Cloning meets Jennifer
(an already squirrel-like pastry chef).
She'll kill us all!

Protoplasmic Aperture Vol. I

When Pigs Fly

Gyrobo on Cookie Power
(Notice the tail similarities?)

Ticharu on cookie power!

Invader Jin

"The human pig-children will never see it coming!"

Mission: Cookie Clone

Jin Eats a Crab

She steals the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty.

Fugitive

"Duck abuse is a serious crime."

Bathtub

"This time the ducky could not save him from the open door."